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Jokes

Postby MT » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:13 pm

Why didn't the prospector get any work done after lunch?

He had Asperger's.

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Postby MT » Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:46 am

Did you hear the one about the armless kung fu master?


There is no punchline, but I got a kick out if it.
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Postby Ghost » Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:29 am

That first joke is mighty familiar!

Two niggers walk into a bar and the bartender says, "whoa, hey you two niggers, get the fuck out of here!"

This took place in the 1940's.
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Postby hijk295 » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:04 am

After you
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Postby MT » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:03 am

i think that bot just called you out!
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Postby Ghost » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:14 am

A racist bot? Progress at last!
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Postby exolstice » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:16 am

I think he's saying that the joke took place after you, implying that you're over 60 years old!
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Postby MT » Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:23 am

Why was the midget hobo jumping up and down?



His spirits were high.
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Postby Peeker » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:34 pm

what's the difference between an ostrich and an octopus?

lots of things.
what, are you fucking stupid?!?


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Re: Jokes

Postby MT » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:49 am

What makes theater geek dogs successful tele-novela stars?



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Re: Jokes

Postby exolstice » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:04 pm

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