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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:13 pm    Post subject: Jokes Reply with quote

Why didn't the prospector get any work done after lunch?

He had Asperger's.

thank you.
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The Crown
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well done!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you hear the one about the armless kung fu master?


There is no punchline, but I got a kick out if it.
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Ghost
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That first joke is mighty familiar!

Two niggers walk into a bar and the bartender says, "whoa, hey you two niggers, get the fuck out of here!"

This took place in the 1940's.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:04 am    Post subject: After you Reply with quote

After you
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think that bot just called you a nigger!
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Ghost
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A racist bot? Progress at last!
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exolstice
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think he's saying that the joke took place after you, implying that you're over 60 years old!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why was the midget hobo jumping up and down?



His spirits were high.
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Peeker
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what's the difference between an ostrich and an octopus?

lots of things.
what, are you fucking stupid?!?


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