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MT fancy

Joined: 21 Sep 2006 Posts: 10926
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:13 pm Post subject: Jokes |
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Why didn't the prospector get any work done after lunch?
He had Asperger's.
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The Crown Rabbit

Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 413
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:03 am Post subject: |
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| Well done! |
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MT fancy

Joined: 21 Sep 2006 Posts: 10926
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:46 am Post subject: |
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Did you hear the one about the armless kung fu master?
There is no punchline, but I got a kick out if it. |
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Ghost Octothorpe

Joined: 21 Sep 2006 Posts: 16917
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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:29 am Post subject: |
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That first joke is mighty familiar!
Two niggers walk into a bar and the bartender says, "whoa, hey you two niggers, get the fuck out of here!"
This took place in the 1940's. |
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hijk295 Guest
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:04 am Post subject: After you |
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| After you |
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MT fancy

Joined: 21 Sep 2006 Posts: 10926
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:03 am Post subject: |
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| i think that bot just called you a nigger! |
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Ghost Octothorpe

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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:14 am Post subject: |
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| A racist bot? Progress at last! |
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exolstice Commander-In-Chimp

Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 11185 Location: Chimptown
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:16 am Post subject: |
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I think he's saying that the joke took place after you, implying that you're over 60 years old! _________________ "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin |
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MT fancy

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Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:23 am Post subject: |
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Why was the midget hobo jumping up and down?
His spirits were high. |
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Peeker Sweet Transvestite

Joined: 20 Jun 2010 Posts: 139
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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what's the difference between an ostrich and an octopus?
lots of things.
what, are you fucking stupid?!?
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