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Pizza Trap

Postby J. Spiffyman » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:52 pm

So I'm typing in the public labs, as in right this very minute, and a guy in the back is talking about his "Pizza Trap" e-mail filter. Apparently he subscribes to every student organization's mailing list, then has the filter search for "free pizza" in the body of every e-mail, with any positive results going into his Pizza Trap folder. I can only assume he then freeloads his way into fullness every night of the week.

I have yet to decide if this is something to respect, or something to disgust. But I felt it was B&M worthy, at the very least.
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Postby Ghost » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:58 pm

Just pizza? I think he's missing out on maybe some wings or sandwiches, too. He needs to expand and refine.

Pretty clever if it works, even if the Black Female Queer Muslim Alliance is curious as to why this dude keeps showing up.
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Postby MT » Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:02 pm

an interesting concept. the only hole in the plan is that collegiate club pizza comes from the lowest denominator to accommodate club budgets.


in my last job i would have pizza lunches for some of my better accounts. as tempting to my budget as it was, i could not stoop to the level of sub-par pizzas, especially since i'd order a few extra for my team on the company's dime.
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Postby J. Spiffyman » Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:50 pm

However, don't forget to take into account that college students' standards are already the lowest common denominator. And when it comes to eating food at college, free just tastes better. Savor those savings!


Ghost wrote:Pretty clever if it works, even if the Black Female Queer Muslim Alliance is curious as to why this dude keeps showing up.

Because he already ate all the pizza at the GLBT+A* club meeting.



*Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, or Transgendered, plus Allies. A real club here at MTU.
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Postby Ghost » Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:56 pm

I'd be in that club. I'm an ally to all.

Until it comes down to it. When that happens, there are no teams.
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Postby exolstice » Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:46 pm

I think it's quite ingenious.
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Postby nakea45 » Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:50 am

College Club meetings ALWAYS have free pizza. It's paid for by their club's budget so why not have it? I'd say this guy is on to something ingenious!
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Postby KSC2-303 » Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:56 am

There's no such thing as bad pizza, anyway. I don't care if you spread ketchup on Ritx craaackers and melt Kraft Singles all over it. It's good.
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Postby exolstice » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:07 am

I was going to agree with you, then I read that second sentence.
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Postby Ghost » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:09 am

I know, he lost me too.

I do not particularly care for deep dish pizza.
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Postby KSC2-303 » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:11 am

Pizzaria Uno makes a deep dish mashed potato pizza that's exactly as it sounds, covered in scallions, (bacon), melted cheddar, and sour cream. It's weighs about 3 pounds. So awesome.
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Postby Ghost » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:32 am

I gain't a hun'rd pounds jus' readin' that!
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Postby nakea45 » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:09 am

It sounds delicious to me, I'd love to try it!
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Postby Felmat » Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:57 pm

KSC2-303 wrote:Pizzaria Uno makes a deep dish mashed potato pizza that's exactly as it sounds, covered in scallions, (bacon), melted cheddar, and sour cream. It's weighs about 3 pounds. So awesome.


Jesus, Joseph, and Mary! That's astounding!
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Postby Alice » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:06 pm

I don't care for pizza at all really, but if I eat it it's always thin crust and it never has mashed potatoes and gravy on it.
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Postby Ghost » Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:56 pm

I usually don't eat anything with mashed potatoes and gravy on it. This sounds like one of those fucking KFC heart attack bowl things and I'm queasy just thinking about it.
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Postby J. Spiffyman » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:49 pm

Coincidentally, I was in the lab again today, and the guy right next to me was browsing a page entitled "This Is Why You're Fat!" On it were dozens upon dozens of horrible heart-attack foods, which included:

- The Steakinator (A giant steamed ham bun housing not one but two grilled sirloin steaks)
- The MegaEgg (About twenty hardboiled eggs wrapped in sausage and baked into a loaf of bread)
- The Twinkie Casserole (Needs no explanation)
- The Crunchwrap Cake (Three Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supremes layered on top of each other with cheese and potatoes to hold them together)
- Cupcake Kebabs (Again, needs no explanation)

And, of course, the Upside-Down Mac-and-Cheese Pizza.
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Postby Alice » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:57 am

That looks like vomit.
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Postby Spliff » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:23 am

But at the same time delicious oh man.
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Postby Alice » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:45 am

Not.
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Postby Spliff » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:46 am

U r gay.
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Postby Alice » Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:23 am

Captain Obvious!
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Postby nakea45 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:55 am

I have to go with Alice on this one, that looks like vomit!
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Postby Ghost » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:24 am

I've seen that site and its a riot.

I love mac and cheese, but that looks nasty.
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Postby exolstice » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:50 am

Fuck me sideways if a cupcake kebab doesn't sound like something I'd stuff into my face without reservations. I guess it would depend on the cupcakes. There's a place 'round here that makes the most delicious cupcakes. Here's their menu:

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