Taking bbq to a whole new level

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Taking bbq to a whole new level

Postby Felmat » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:16 pm

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Postby MT » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:21 pm

that weave is beautiful.
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Postby Felmat » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:27 pm

It is. I'd wear clothing woven out of such fabric. At least until the yellow jackets carried me back to their nest and devoured me.
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Postby Ghost » Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:27 am

Oh shite, I was going to post this last night. Glad to see we're on the same waves, Felt.

Were this mine, I'd use a spicy sausage and a BBBQ with some bite. I'd also have a sexy couple-of-buttons-down-cleavage-peek nurse at my bedside after the angioplasty.
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Postby Felmat » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:51 pm

The only thing that could make it more potent is dipping it in batter and deep fat frying it.
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Postby Ghost » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:35 am

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Postby Felmat » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:05 pm

I'm not certain on the order of operations though: smoke first then deep fry, or deep fry and then smoke.
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Postby MT » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:45 pm

i think you might have to smoke the deepfryer.
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Postby Felmat » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:51 pm

A clever inventor-type person could probably rig up a deep fat fryer where smoke percolated up through the molten grease.
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Postby MT » Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:57 pm

probably the same jerk who thought up sticking your meat/fish on a plank of wood while grilling.
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Postby Felmat » Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:02 pm

I was thinking more along the lines of sophisticated nozzles and incredibly powerful magnetic fields.

Still, deep frying a lump of sausage and bacon might be considered an example of gilding the lilly by some. Still, I'd be willing to try it.
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Postby Ghost » Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:15 pm

Is there an alarm bell or something that goes off to let you know that you've crossed the gluttony line?
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Postby Felmat » Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:51 pm

Yes, yes there is. The bell itself is made from a hollowed out beef carcass, and one of those bacon and sausage lumps serves as the clapper.
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Postby exolstice » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:45 pm

I had to get a triple bypass just from looking at the pictures.
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Postby Felmat » Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:17 pm

Bacon is rich in antioxidants.
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Postby Ghost » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:13 pm

So you're telling me that this thing is extremely good for me!
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Postby Felmat » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:24 pm

You'd be a fool not to eat it on a regular basis.

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