One time I got porn stuck in the family VCR

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One time I got porn stuck in the family VCR

Postby KSC2-303 » Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:48 am

Truth be told! The tape would not eject and the VCR had to be taken to a repair shop (these were olden days when you actually bothered doing that they were so expensive). So the night before I propped open the tape door and painted the spine and and top of the sticker of said tape with white paint and scribbled "BEVERLY HILLS 90210" with a Sharpie.
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Postby exolstice » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:13 pm

I knew I could count on you to get this ball rolling.
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Postby KSC2-303 » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:17 pm

I actually remembered this on the way to work. You gave me the perfect arena for it.
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Postby Ghost » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:34 pm

I found my fathers stash of VHS porno after he explicity forbade me to open a box in his closet.
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Postby dropshipbob » Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:55 pm

I once went over to my friends house during a summer afternoon when his parents were at work.
He proceded to show us his parents porn, adulttoys and private photo stash.

Gross beyond belief. His parents were in their late fifties, and by this time he was 16-17 (I assume he was an accidental pregnancy).
They were also not attractive.
One of the things he actually was stupid enough to pick up with his bare hand was a dildo with a pube stuck on it.

I never went back there again.


Funny thing is, years later I ended up working with her at JCPenny's. Every time I saw her, all I could think of was "I've seen pictures of her naked, OLD NAKED!"
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Postby nakea45 » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:31 pm

dropshipbob wrote:I once went over to my friends house during a summer afternoon when his parents were at work.
He proceded to show us his parents porn, adulttoys and private photo stash.

Gross beyond belief. His parents were in their late fifties, and by this time he was 16-17 (I assume he was an accidental pregnancy).
They were also not attractive.
One of the things he actually was stupid enough to pick up with his bare hand was a dildo with a pube stuck on it.

I never went back there again.


Funny thing is, years later I ended up working with her at JCPenny's. Every time I saw her, all I could think of was "I've seen pictures of her naked, OLD NAKED!"


oh man, stuff like that burns in your memory. you never forget. i saw my parents doing it once, ill never get that image out of my mind.
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Postby Ghost » Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:33 pm

Me too. We should start a support group.
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Postby dropshipbob » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:12 pm

What's the deal with that? Don't bedroom doors have locks and/or heavy objects to block them?

I once walked into my parents room after they were done. Saw my mom laying there in all her....glory.

That image still makes me shudder violently.
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Postby MT » Wed Apr 11, 2007 12:22 pm

i had to walk through my parents room to get to my room. i'm sure i've caught them, but i never really cared. they probably should have done it more often.
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Postby Ghost » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:06 pm

I usually had her all tired before she made it back to the house. OH HEEEEY
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Postby MT » Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:12 pm

hey, whatever it took to keep the grilled cheese snadwiches coming.
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Postby dropshipbob » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:12 pm

MT wrote:i had to walk through my parents room to get to my room. i'm sure i've caught them, but i never really cared. they probably should have done it more often.


This floorplan still confounds me.

To add to this...

When I was a teen, my mom and dad bought me a horse. This wasn't some super priviliged scenario, they did it to keep me busy, to keep me "active", they worried that without some sort of outside activity, I'd sit around and watch tv all day.
Anyway, we kept this horse in a barn a few miles up the road from us. One day after school, my brother picked me up to take me to fed it and give it water. We drove up and found our parents truck sitting there, I didn't think anything of this as they owned a store about 100 feet away. This barn also housed a cat and that cat had just had a bunch of kittens. I wanted to check on them first and I unloaded out of my brothers car and was up the ladder pretty dam quick.

When I reached the loft, my mother was standing there picking hay out of her hair and my father was cinching his belt up. I didn't think anything of this and went about my work. Later on, I noticed a strangley human shaped depression in the hay close to where my parents had been standing.

I think I vomited and passed out shortly after seeing this.
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Postby Ghost » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:15 pm

Those are some sexy parents you've got there, Robert. Meow.
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Postby dropshipbob » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:15 pm

OH LAWD, STOP IT!

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