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Jokes

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:13 pm
by MT
Why didn't the prospector get any work done after lunch?

He had Asperger's.

thank you.

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:46 am
by MT
Did you hear the one about the armless kung fu master?


There is no punchline, but I got a kick out if it.

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:29 am
by Ghost
That first joke is mighty familiar!

Two niggers walk into a bar and the bartender says, "whoa, hey you two niggers, get the fuck out of here!"

This took place in the 1940's.

After you

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:04 am
by hijk295
After you

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:03 am
by MT
i think that bot just called you out!

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:14 am
by Ghost
A racist bot? Progress at last!

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:16 am
by exolstice
I think he's saying that the joke took place after you, implying that you're over 60 years old!

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:23 am
by MT
Why was the midget hobo jumping up and down?



His spirits were high.

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:34 pm
by Peeker
what's the difference between an ostrich and an octopus?

lots of things.
what, are you fucking stupid?!?


:wheel:

Re: Jokes

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:49 am
by MT
What makes theater geek dogs successful tele-novela stars?



Dramatic paws!

Re: Jokes

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:04 pm
by exolstice
:dog: