Death robert

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Death robert

Postby dropshipbob » Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:28 pm

Right now, right outside of my work, they are currently re-directing a waterway...but that's not the thrilling part.
Lots of machinery and constant noise, one of the things making a noise is this little remote controlled robert thing. It's about 3.5 feet high and 5 feet long, it's function is to pack down earth via vibration, it's used when other, bigger machines would cause damage or simply can't fit in the area.

The thrilling part....it's remote controlled!

My mind races when thinking of the applications for this machine. It has truncated spikes on it's rollers....ROLLERS...not wheels. I could adorn it with massive spikes all over and push old people out of the way at the grocery store, or ram it repeatedly into douschbag VW owners who take up two parking spaces.
I would also afix a train horn on it so it could herald it's dark arrival on the horizon....and wake up small children in the early hours of the morning!

I have to sit down now, all of this is making me giddy, and light-headed.
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Re: Death robert

Postby exolstice » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:24 pm

VW? So Germans then? Okay take that and put it in the "joke" I made in the other thread, I forget which one. The one with the shopping cart.
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Re: Death robert

Postby Ghost » Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:14 am

We've got construction too, but it's regular heavy machinery.
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Re: Death robert

Postby Alice » Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:46 pm

There's never not construction here. And there's always ONE guy standing around doing nothing. I say make some use of him, and put a remote for a death robert in his hands.
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Re: Death robert

Postby dropshipbob » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:25 pm

exolstice wrote:VW? So Germans then? Okay take that and put it in the "joke" I made in the other thread, I forget which one. The one with the shopping cart.


My wife is part German, so I can support that. Their vehicles, however, are fair game.
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Re: Death robert

Postby MT » Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:24 pm

fuck, i guess that is what i get for reading these in chrono.

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