July 15th, 2008 by exolstice

This film is based on the comic book of the same name. Now forget the last sentence, because this film has nothing to do with the comic on which it is based other than the title (and maybe a few character names). But you know what? Who cares!
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July 11th, 2008 by exolstice

This movie takes everything you loved about the first Hellboy film, throws in the liberal doses of Pan’s Labyrinth’s visual style, and then cranks everything up to 11. More »
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June 16th, 2008 by exolstice

This film is one of a select few to actually transcend any critics leveled at it by being worse than anything you could imagine just from reading the reviews. If anyone tells you that this film isn’t as bad as critics say, then they obviously don’t like you very much. More »
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June 10th, 2008 by exolstice

I don’t want to oversell this movie, but I think we can safely add it the list of “best super hero movies ever.” It easily ranks right up there with Iron Man, Batman Begins, and X-Men 2. If I had to use one made-up word to describe the movie, it would be “nerdgasm.” More »
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May 7th, 2008 by exolstice

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle wasn’t exactly a title designed to lure in viewers like myself, or anyone for that matter. The first film did very poorly at the box office. The prospect of watching a couple of stoners on the hunt for burgers from a practically unknown fast food chain did not interest me in the slightest. The only reason I even gave it a chance on DVD was because of a glowing recommendation from a friend with similar tastes. And I’m glad I did. More »
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May 1st, 2008 by exolstice

Lately, it seems like every new documentary film that comes along is heralding the end of the world, or at least focuses on some negative aspect of society. While a lot of these films are well-made and worth seeing, they certainly aren’t entertaining in the traditional sense of the word. That’s why it’s refreshing to sit through something like Young@Heart which focuses on something positive for a change. More »
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April 18th, 2008 by exolstice

Jet Li and Jackie Chan, together at last! It sounds like a match made in martial arts movie heaven. Unfortunately for us, the filmmakers decided to make the hero a white kid from South Boston, but that’s not the only place they went wrong. More »
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April 7th, 2008 by Ghost

A mostly awful bit of horror schlock, The Mist is pretty much what I expected. More »
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April 4th, 2008 by exolstice

Capcom hits us once again with a portable attorney “simulator”. This time featuring characters from the hit(?) Adult Swim cartoon show Harvey Birdman. Did they manage to replicate the magic of the Ace Attorney games? More »
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April 3rd, 2008 by exolstice

Scorcese offers us his latest film in the form of the documentary Shine A Light, featuring a band that is already larger than life: The Rolling Stones. Add that to the fact that this film is present on the IMAX screen, and you’ve got yourself a really big movie, in more ways than one. More »
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